This is a very kawaii fan video. There are 2 videos, the first one being the Princess' lyrics and the second one being the Prince's lyrics. All KKL fans should know who is who! LOL! It's very long but very funny. The Prince Version is like a response by the Prince to the Princess' thoughts in the Princess Version.
Credit to 丹●爱.300年℃ for the Tudou video uploads. Unfortunately, I don't know who is the author of this fan video and can't acknowledge the author.
Princess Version:
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/oQELr4YWM9s/
English translation of lyrics (based on Chinese subtitles):
[0:01] No. 1 Princess of the World
Remember to treat me in this way
Yo ne!
[0:29] No. 1: If I change my hairstyle, you must notice it immediately
[0:36] No. 2: Even my shoes, you must pay attention to, understand?
[0:40] No. 3: When I say something in one sentence, you have to answer in 3 sentences.
[0:48] If you understand already, my right hand is now empty, please quickly do something about it.
I'm not saying anything wilful (yo), I just want you to feel from the deepest of your heart that I'm the most kawaii (cutest) (the video clip shows the scene where Koichi hugged Tsuyoshi in the Hey Hey Hey telephone box)
[1:07] I'm the no. 1 princess of the world, please quickly take note (ne ne)
Therefore please don't make me wait
Who do you think I am?
I feel like eating something sweet, I want it now! (the video clip shows Tsuyoshi kissing Koichi at the Phi con! Fufufu!)
[1:43] Negative trait?! You must be joking! You meant the word "kawaii", right?
Stop complaining yo!
Ano...are you listening to me?
[1:55] Wait! Ah, there is some more!
Have you booked the white horse? Remember to come and fetch me!
[2:03] If you understand already, come and attend to me
Hold my hand and call me "Princess"
I'm not saying anything wilful, but if you wish to reprimand me a little, it's ok yo
[2:22] Because you are the only prince in this world that belongs to me
Please quickly take note, here here! (hora hora) Your forehead is empty (This is the part where Tsuyoshi puts his hand on Koichi's forehead during the Phi con, and slowly slides it down his face. Not too sure what the lyrics mean.)
Of few words, distant and cold prince
What are you doing? Please quickly take note!
[2:48] You definitely...definitely don't understand...don't understand!
[3:02] A cake decked with strawberries, egg pudding that melts in the mouth
All these I can resist, please don't think of me as a wilful person
If I become serious, I can do anything, even though I may regret it later
[3:22] Of course that is so! Because I am the no. 1 princess of the world! (This is the part where Tsuyoshi did his sneak attack kiss on Koichi's left cheek! Yes, Tsuyo, we know you dare to do anything!)
Are you looking properly at me?
Where are you taking me?
[3:36] I'm suddenly hugged by you, why such haste? Eii?
"Can be pricked [by moutache]! It's dangerous yo!"
After saying this, I turned to my side to look at you...I think you are more dangerous! (This is the part where Koichi had his revenge and kissed Tsuyoshi on his head during BNS encore at the Phi con! Hahahaha!)
Prince Version:
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/HG0ZNsw6Lk4/
English translation of lyrics (based on Chinese subtitles):
[0:01] No. 1 Princess of the World
I know...you are mine
Wife! (yo me) (This is a very witty reply to the Princess' yo-ne!)
[0:34] No. 1: You've cut your hair? Let me caress! (This is the part where Koichi was standing behind Tsuyoshi and rubbing away at his blue furry cap in iD con)
[0:40] No. 2: Your new shoes are quite pretty!
[0:46] No. 3: Whatever you say, I will definitely obey!
My right hand is empty, let's hold hands.
[0:59] I already know that you are a little wilful, so don't worry
No matter when, you are so kawai ne (This is the DB scene where Tsuyoshi is wearing a long wig and Koichi is hugging him)
[1:12] No. 1 Princess of the World
What is your command?
I'm coming over right now, so please don't feel alone
[1:24] Your husband is who? He's your knight, isn't he?!
As for the egg pudding, it's in the fridge
[1:49] It's a waste of time to complain, because those are all part of him
Sora...which is the outfit that he wanted? Which one?
[2:02] As for the white horse, that's not possible.
Give me your hand, please make do with the merry-go-round first, alright?
[2:12] PRINCESS
Your little wiful ways, I already know about them
[2:18] But since you say so, then let me knock you head (This should be in reply to the Princess saying that the Prince can reprimand her if she is wilful. It's very funny that the scenes here show Tsuyoshi being kissed or kissing others! Hahahaha!)
[2:26] The only prince in this world that belongs to you
Even though this is not my style
But it's not too bad if it means being loved in this way by you
[2:45] One day, you will finally find out, right?
You will find out, right?
Don't know, don't understand (This is the scene in Ningen Shikkaku where Koichi carassed Tsuyoshi's lips and touched his own lips. The two sets of lyrics are so cute! The Princess thinks that her Prince does not notice her love, but the Prince actually does love her but still has not fully realised it.)
[3:07] A cake decked with strawberries, egg pudding that melts in the mouth
They are still in the fridge
It's always like that, causing me to sigh
That's true, if it is you, you definitely can do it
So please quickly come to a realisation!
[3:27] Of course, it's only because you are the only princess in this world that belongs to me!
[3:36] Looking intensely at you, I don't want to go anywhere else
[3:43] Now and then, I will steal a hug from you
"Can be pricked [by moutache]! It's dangerous yo!"
[3:51] As expected, you are feeling a little shy
It must be because you are attracted by me! (No wonder the Princess ends off with saying the Prince is more dangerous! She can read his mind very well! Hahahaha!)
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